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There was a time They came for gold. Treasure-seekers Brash and bold. Armored men Covered in scale Sought fame or fortune Over hill and dale. Tooth and claw Sword and shield Fought to the death In forest and field. I was always The last to stand. My hoard untouched By hero's hand. No man has come For many a year. Thought I abide, My end draws near. Still I wait In my lonely cave Once more to battle Before my grave.

I hope Henry Dinkle dies. He ate all my french fries. When he made me spill my coke He thought it was a big joke. Even then Dinkle wasn't done. He swiped the pickle off my bun. To top off all his stealing He stuck my cheese to the ceiling. Where's my toy, for heaven's sake? Henry Dinkle gives me a stomicake!

First, research your neighbors. Determine who's rich or poor. Thorough preparation is the key. Practice going from door to door. Always bring an extra bag In case you hit the motherlode. A feast is better then famine Is the trick or treater's code. Set yourself a steady pace. Keep your mind on your mission. Never let up for a second. Candy always draws competition! Visit the same house twice. It's not an impossible task. Trade costumes with a friend. Wear a reversible mask. Never stop to take a break When your feet feel like lead. You'll catch your second wind After the other kids go to bed. When you finally return home K